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“Happiness is like those palaces in fairytales whose gates are guarded by dragons: We must fight in order to conquer it.”
― Alexandre Dumas

Just spent 20 minutes trying to get my laptop cord out of the vacuum. This is why I don’t do domestic things.

*Walks in wearing ripped designer jeans*

Mom: It looks like you got attacked by wolves

Me: Maybe I did

My questionable attempt at painting. #ToHangorBurn#InsertGenericQuote #painting #diy #tree # stars #nofilter #starvingartist

My questionable attempt at painting. #ToHangorBurn#InsertGenericQuote #painting #diy #tree # stars #nofilter #starvingartist

angrychalupaa:

khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

Purrasic

my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dying